Hillbilly Zen – “Say Your Name” – Blogging 101

 

Today’s assignment: edit your title and tagline. Make your readers’ first impression a good one!

I’m happy with my blog title, but adding a tagline is a possibility.  The tips included in this Blogging 101 assignment are helpful;  give your readers an idea of what you’re about, make it unique, etc.

Most of you guys have been with me for awhile and you’ve never steered me wrong, so I would greatly appreciate your ideas on this subject.  There are three options:

No tagline, just the header (like it’s been up until now).

“Heaven doesn’t want me.  Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.”

“Exercise.  Eat right.  Die anyway.”

These aren’t terribly Zen, I know, but they’re representative of where my head is right now.  You all know me just about as well as anybody, so…what do you think?

There’s a fourth option, too – if you’re so inclined, suggest a tagline of your own choosing.  I look forward to hearing from you, and I’ll post an update with the results.  Thanks, everybody!

Hillbilly Zen – “A Ballad of Hell”

I remember reading this poem when I was nine or ten years old, in a book my grandfather salvaged from a trash bin.  He worked on the county road crew, whose duties back then also included industrial trash collection.  He would often bring home items he’d found and deemed useful; he was a “picker” before picking was cool.  Knowing how much I loved to read, one evening he presented me with “Exploring Life Through Literature”, a high school textbook.  Age appropriate? Not so much, but I was reading way above my grade level and was able to comprehend most of the essays, plays and poetry it contained.

I still have that book, and even now I’ll pull it from the bookcase and dive in, immersing myself in the brilliance contained between the battered covers.

A friend’s remark triggered the recollection of this piece by Scottish poet John Davidson.   It’s a ballad of heinous betrayal and tenacious redemption, with an undercurrent of wry wit.  I love the Devil’s line “My dear, I never lie outright”.

A Ballad of Hell

‘A letter from my love to-day!
Oh, unexpected, dear appeal!’
She struck a happy tear away,
And broke the crimson seal.

Brodtkorb_wax_seal
‘My love, there is no help on earth,
No help in heaven; the dead-man’s bell
Must toll our wedding; our first hearth
Must be the well-paved floor of hell.’

The colour died from out her face,
Her eyes like ghostly candles shone;
She cast dread looks about the place,
Then clenched her teeth and read right on.

‘I may not pass the prison door;
Here must I rot from day to day,
Unless I wed whom I abhor,
My cousin, Blanche of Valencay.                                                           

                                                           At midnight with my dagger keen,
                                                           I’ll take my life; it must be so.
The Love Letter by Nina Hardy  Meet me in hell to-night, my queen,
  For weal and woe.’

  She laughed although her face was wan,
  She girded on her golden belt,
  She took her jewelled ivory fan,
  And at her glowing missal knelt.

Then rose, ‘And am I mad?’ she said:
She broke her fan, her belt untied;
With leather girt herself instead,
And stuck a dagger at her side.

She waited, shuddering in her room,
Till sleep had fallen on all the house.
She never flinched; she faced her doom:
They two must sin to keep their vows.

Then out into the night she went,
And, stooping, crept by hedge and tree;
Tea Roses by Albert AubletHer rose-bush flung a snare of scent,
And caught a happy memory.

She fell, and lay a minute’s space;
She tore the sward in her distress;
The dewy grass refreshed her face;
She rose and ran with lifted dress.

She started like a morn-caught ghost
Once when the moon came out and stood
To watch; the naked road she crossed,
And dived into the murmuring wood.

The branches snatched her streaming cloak;
A live thing shrieked; she made no stay!
She hurried to the trysting-oak—
Right well she knew the way.

Devil's_Hole_Creux_du_Vis_Jersey    Without a pause she bared her breast,
    And drove her dagger home and fell,
    And lay like one that takes her rest,
    And died and wakened up in hell.

She bathed her spirit in the flame,
And near the centre took her post;
From all sides to her ears there came
The dreary anguish of the lost.

The devil started at her side,
Comely, and tall, and black as jet.
‘I am young Malespina’s bride;
Has he come hither yet?’

‘My poppet, welcome to your bed.’
‘Is Malespina here?’
‘Not he! To-morrow he must wed
His cousin Blanche, my dear!’

  ‘You lie, he died with me to-night.’
  ‘Not he! It was a plot…’  ‘You lie!’
  ‘My dear, I never lie outright.’
                                                ‘We died at midnight, he and I.’

The devil went. Without a groan
She, gathered up in one fierce prayer,hell2
Took root in hell’s midst all alone,
And waited for him there.

She dared to make herself at home
Amidst the wail, the uneasy stir.
The blood-stained flame that filled the dome,
Scentless and silent, shrouded her.

How long she stayed I cannot tell;
But when she felt his perfidy,
She marched across the floor of hell;
And all the damned stood up to see.

The devil stopped her at the brink:
She shook him off; she cried,‘Away!’
‘My dear, you have gone mad, I think.’
‘I was betrayed: I will not stay.’

                                                         Across the weltering deep she ran;
Demon and Angel With Tamara's Soul by Mikhail VrubelA stranger thing was never seen:
The damned stood silent to a man;
They saw the great gulf set between.

To her it seemed a meadow fair;
And flowers sprang up about her feet
She entered heaven; she climbed the stair
And knelt down at the mercy-seat.

Seraphs and saints with one great voice
Welcomed that soul that knew not fear.
Amazed to find it could rejoice,
Hell raised a hoarse, half-human cheer.

                    John Davidson
                        (1857-1909)

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